Friday, December 7, 2007

Headline reads: Will Smith skeptical about Scientology

No Shit.

Scientology is like the retarded cousin of organized religion. If any right minded person found out about Xenu or the E-meter they'd think you're bat shit. Well apparently Will Smith has had enough of being associated with bat shit and has decided to take a step back. Good move. I think this is more political then spiritual. He's hot on the heels of a real flop of a flick("I Am Legend", otherwise known as "I Am Almost Always Horribly Miscast") and he wants to step out of the lime light and into the shadows of agnosticism, at least in a...scientological sense. I think once his box office poison runs its course he'll be back with his buddy Tom "Nut bag" Cruise in a bunker somewhere until the threat of Xenu has passed, although he may step out every now and again to make some lame romantic comedy or even worse butcher yet another beloved sci-fi novel.

Even if he has seen the light on Scientology, he should still rot in hell for what he did to I,Robot.

-Beaker

http://www.hiphop-elements.com/article/read/4/10387/1/

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