Saturday, December 8, 2007

Jesus caught aborting an abortion clinic, remains found in a dumpster behind Wal-Mart.

Come on we all saw this coming.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28817

Clearly this is satire, however I do believe that if Jesus were around today and he were one of the fundies that tend to operate in his name...I wouldn't doubt it for a second. He'd be the head of some cult with carefully tailored rules that allow him to copulate with preteens and collect 30% of his followers pay checks. In conclusion Christianity=cult

-Beaker

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