There is not much to be angry about when it comes to this amazing news story:
Attackers Chop Off Man's "Magic" Leg
Why I chose to blog this story is simply because a very similar situation once occurred in my life; It involved the "Lucky" fetus my now ex-wife was carrying.
What made this child so lucky was the fact that it managed to fight its way through a condom, it also managed to fight off the attack dogs of a little "Pink Pill." So obviously we thought: "Holy Shit that is one lucky baby!" Next thing you know my wife is winning 35 bucks on a scratch and win lottery ticket, managing to avoid serious injury after being "pushed" in front of a bus and finally because of the child she also managed to avoid ever finding a real job and earning her keep.
Okay now you may be saying: "Well okay, but this all just seems like coincidence." And you could very well be right in that respect, however the truly remarkable thing about this baby is the fact that during the night, after much thought and planning I hit my wife real hard in the stomach and collected the baby Jello in a mason jar while she slept. Now before you light your torches and crucify me; Know that this fricken kid would just not die! It continued to gestate in the mason jar! It grew and grew and eventually became a very productive member of society. That is until at the age of 11 little Mason "fell" down some stairs and died.
Feel free to light those torches now.
-Chet Biggenston
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